This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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