it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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