Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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