"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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