Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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