yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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