hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Pooping to opera.
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