For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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