Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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