Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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