You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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