is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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