I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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