I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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