I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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