I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
