I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Mom said you looked used
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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