If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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