"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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