So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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