these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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