Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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