i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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