You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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