if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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