what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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