that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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