he told me I talked like a deaf person
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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