So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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