It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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