It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize