Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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