the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just cut my nipple shaving
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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