I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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