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That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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