I heard we made out
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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