I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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