I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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