Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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