Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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