FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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