she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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