Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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