pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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