No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
