i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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