i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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