I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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