So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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