i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
