you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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