your thong is hanging out like whoa
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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