youre lurking in front of me
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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